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Othello Prank!

Wow, that dude must really have misbehaved very badly. Obviously they set him ablaze after passing out and decorated him with parts of his melted brain tissue.

On second thought and judging by the bright lights and sterile/boring environment he might just as well be a victim of police torture.

Tobacco boarding is known to the human rights activists as the “attempt to make a torture victim to be under the impression of chain smoking while the cigars and other tobacco products are not even lit”.

The sheer sensation of ash-tray-rubbed facial skin after awaking from a total alcohol blackout two nights past the actual event combined with blinding lights shone into the face of the victim qualify for brutal violations of the Geneva convention.

Party Prank Photo – Another Morning After (at Grandma's Place)

Decorating a friend after passing out is always great fun. This one here doesn’t really go all the way but as we can see the snow-white-armed dude to the right is probably just getting started.

On a different note though: judging from by the furniture at hand who doesn’t want to get wasted in record time at grandma’s? Whoohoo, did you see that stinkin’ rug? The composition of the picture on the wall and the butt-ugly curtains give away one of the most boring souls with outstandingly mediocre taste.

The hat stand was probably standing on top of that rug, the perfect place where a one-eyed, 22 year old, farting Siamese cat would rest during the day.

Could be a sect’s guest room really or a priests adventurous bedroom (maybe the bloke to the right is the owner of the place which would explain the white robe hanging from that little sinner’s bank he is about to place on top of that pile.

Any other idea about the scenery here? Lettus know!

Beer king retired! Six pack mix feature.

This is what happens when mixing different brand six pack randomly. There are three bottles still unopened. Shame on the beer king!

It just took 14 small bottles of beer to pass out for the beer king? Well, we don’t see all the labels really. Maybe one of the bottles was filled with nitro glycerin. This would explain the king’s warm smile there.

The beer king’s crown sits flawlessly though, you have to give him that!

Some heavy toilet paper!

Imagine this: you are so entirely wasted that you, after barely making it to the restroom, pass out from exhaustion after unrolling the toilet paper you planned to use. Or was this the last attempt to grab hold to something before tipping over?

This one is hilarious! Debatable if the toilet bowl cracked under the weight of this bloke passing out or him falling over without any command to physically recover when hitting the floor.

We all know: someone played a wonderful prank late night when most toiler goers should have gotton to bed actually.

If he had only held on to the toilet paper a tad firmer, this might just have saved him from public embarrassment just now. But then again: sites like this one here would have to make up prank stories like this if they didn’t already happen.

Wondering for how long he has been snoring there (which might have attracted suspicion by neighboring restroom cubicle visitors…). Wanna bet?

Toilet pranks – Restroom pranks and practical jokes

Bathroom pranks are somewhat delicate yet greatly rewarding as the prank victim might be too embarrassed to seek for support from others. Anyway, it is advised to cover up your tracks or you’re in for some serious trouble or revenge.

Not everyone is cool with restroom pranks. Well, it’s enough if you are we say!

Locking someone up in a cubicle is an old prank really. Locking him/her up with something ugly or disgusting (the boss?) inside the box is funnier. Better even: switch off the light and play with sounds or scares. Maximum fun can be achieved by throwing something over the cubicle sell door in the dark. Water is famous, burning matches are a bit mean but easily detected and extinguished. Condoms can be fun as well (put some white liquid soap inside for some additional association).

Here you might want to go undetected (switching off the light helps, still: run!).

Removing the door knob while someone is “unloading” makes for a good practical joke in the restroom as well. Have a camera ready to fetch the climbing-out exercise.

How about glue on the toilet seat? Itchy powder works well too (those are the ideas where some trouble starts – good lawyers or massive muscles make good arguments).

Rather harmless: in a closed cubicle put two pairs of shoes (one female the other a guy’s) facing each other as if a couple was, you know what…). Fetching surprised faces with a camera could be wonderful office fun on a boring day.

Here is one that is just too cool to miss: at a conference try to snatch a speaker’s microphone to place it switched on inside the men’s room. It might not always work but if it does nobody would forget this one ever again.

The company’s PA system can be used for this too, you might need a friend or two (e.g. technician, admin). Highlight: if you’d ever catch a couple having sex in the cabin (audio, we’d stay away from video for obvious reasons).

Share your restroom prank ideas and stories here. Have fun!

Beer can prank – decorate with what you drank

Now here’s a recycling idea. After the party the passed-out get decorated with their own empty containers. A nice variant to the old, boring: “bring a bottle or finger food” scheme.

We don’t know if this guy really and truly drank those fourteen cans of beer. From the looks of it we’d bet they weren’t done decorating yet. Or who passes out into a nearly dead-like state after just 3.5 liters of beer?

He’s a lucky bloke though. Imagine he brought bottles instead of cans. Or a keg for that matter. Can you imagine the sound when he wakes up? This one cries for video plus sound recording.

Let us have your party prank photos with some comments. Become an author yourself if you’re a prankster pro!

Buddy Wrap – Party Prank

Passing out on a party should almost instantly result in a fun prank. You’ll need someone who is really wasted, some tape and plenty of decoration material.

This bloke must have been drinking something rather unfamiliar. We counted the tape wrap-arounds: there are at least 10 visible in this picture. So, turning the guy around that many times, crafting this wonderful diaper-like hat, fixing the hands and still having time to sit back and relax with a book (or whatever the heck the other guy in the back is doing) is pretty amazing in terms of pass-out-time and intensity.

We are not quite sure about the meaning of that thingy ring down there. Neither do we really clearly understand the concept of the gloves on his chest. Maybe the wrapper used them in hope to prevent fingerprints, how knows.

A camera would come in handy here. We hate to have missed the moment when he wakes up.

Got similar prank experience? Report back to the prank headquarters here.

Harmless Draw-On-A-Huge-Guy Prank – Who said harmless?

Ah, the good old permanent marker prank. Only in this example someone went all the way in selecting a prank victim that could turn out, say: a little more reactive, physically.

Say, you always hated that huge, dumb-like-a-sprinkler football player who teases and bullies the entire school and who rules over which girl not even to look at. Understandably you’ve been daydreaming about cruel methods to pay back, neat pranks that might set the record straight once and for all.

This one is as easy as saying 1-2-3. Only, even more quickly you might have to run, depending how fast this moron is going to discover the artful self description at his back. You can easily pull this off at a party or camp, military works as well, only: dissertation with following incarceration might be a bit of a steep price to pay for a prank. Your call.

Getting the dumb bag wasted shouldn’t be the issue really. Morphine or any other suitable drug in his drink if anti-alcoholic might work as well. A guy that size though might need a serious overdose. Strapping him down during the act, just in case, might be wise advice.

On second thought: if you need to fear for him to wake up while being marked, you might just as well fear for life or set him ablaze when wakening unexpectedly. Copy is up to you or your team really.

Make sure not to give away too much of yourself in terms of handwriting recognition and associated content. “You asshole stole my girl last week” or “instead of shitting in your face after you dropped that piano on my head, moron” are not real good ideas.

But then again: “actio = reactio”.

Report your success and ideas here. Your injuries will be welcome too. Have fun (while you can).

Marked in his sleep – how to secure party evidence

We’ve seen this in the movies. So, when someone passes out at a party in a dead-like state what’s more natural than copying what they’ve shown in the latest thriller when the police move in to secure the evidence.

Do you know how many bottles of beer you’d need to make for a perfect dead body in a movie shoot that takes hours and 120 takes for the one scene where Forensics secures the evidence and investigates the crime scene?

You guessed it right, just as many as you’ll need to replace the white tape they always use at CSI.

On second note: you might want to try getting wasted this way yourself and have it recorded if in need of proof for your spouse that you couldn’t have possibly cheated cuz you were too busy to empty all the bottles needed for the body outlining.

Oh boy, we’d like to see more of that! Got some evidence for yourself? Don’t hold back, share your comments and experience.

Sleepy-Head Decoration – Human Food Pile

Now THAT’s a nice nutritious balance right there.
Any party ought to just suck massively when fruit around! Question being: will this gal push the bud can off the table first, will the ashtray go first or a yellow apple roll down to artfully set in front of her face when waking up?

Of course, if the bee-cigarette-apple-pile keeps in perfect balance while waking. It’s a pity we don’t have a follow-up picture of the food assembly after the waking. Would be really interesting to have proof what settles where and how.

On second thought: this girl might be dead already for the sheer earth rotation would tumble the cigarette box on top of the tower already.

Or, hang on a second: is that a deck of cards there at the table (btw: someone using that ugly a table cloth should sleep for 24 hours every day anyways)? So there might have been different decoration plans after all…

Either the decorating friends were too drunk themselves to put a neat card house together or there was still a silent breathing coming from this girl, so: there is still hope for survival here…

Decorate a drunken friend, REALLY, really drunk!

Aside of any possible decoration material for an after-party prank it always pays to have deck of cards on you – just in case someone passes out really intensely.

This must be the third bottle of White Rum in that picture. Nobody can possible be as wasted after a beer and two sips of liquor!

Neat: the candle thing. Works really great then burning for 10 minutes and the guy shakes them into his face when waking up. Better even: spice up the effect with some rum filled into the transparent plastic cups left and right of that one candle.

This is what we call effective waking – the guy on flames will really toss him out of focus. Maybe he’ll even be sober in a flash (literally).

Since this is obviously happening in a tent there is even a nice potential for an even bigger bang. So why not spill the rest of the rum onto the tent?

One thing you might want to prepare for, other than the two blokes in the picture here: clear an escape route. You might want to be outta there REAL FAST!
And you should really consider wearing protective gear for the better part of the remaining year.

Did you ever decorate your own wasted buddy? Share it here please.

Toothpick Hairdo Prank

You'll need a guy with really curly hair who is really, really wasted or just extremely tired.

These fellows might have always dreamed about some kind of practical prank regarding this guy's hairdo.

Well, some warm, late summer-party night their wish became true and old Hans here passed out without a clue.

Could well be that his friends not only always hated the way all the girls admired the curls and wanted to play with them, most likely the Norwegian blanky as much as his strong Scandinavian accent bored the hell out of everyone.

As a next prank his colleagues want to lock him up in a sauna with a real reindeer for a week. Maybe he can teach the animal to play Mikado with the tooth picks then.

Share additional ideas here.

Floating Buddy, Bubble Wrapped Human Pool Boat

This is a great surprise prank where you need to have a helping hand, preferably from some stronger buddies. The basic idea is to wrap someone in bubble wrap and throw him into the pool. Variants allow for some funny creativity.

Bored at the neighborhood pool party? Got an open invoice with a buddy of yours you want to settle? Want to shut up or demobilize someone at a pool party or beach?

Get a roll of bubble wrap (home depot, a friend at a packaging or logistics firm, UPS, etc.). The one with the large bubbles is perfect. Ducked tape is essential, as are some friends to lend a hand fetching the prank victim.

Lying by the pool might allow to quickly grabbing the fellow and wrapping him into the towel he’s lying on. Tape it together, arms inside, not too tight. If towel isn’t an option, have some gal’s sitting on the bloke playfully (if this isn’t going to paralyze the bro’ there might be a strong possibility he’s gay or dead.

Here too, a large towel to wrap him in is a great start. Ducked tape on dry skin is only a great idea if you want to skin the guy or the wolf man is asking for a complete body hair removal. Don’t do this with a girl please, unless you want to spend the rest of your days alone.

After the prank victim is paralyzed with the first step; this would be a great moment to invite anybody with a sense of humor to watch and enjoy. Wrap up the fellow carefully; spare the head and feet until you created a human air bubble ball.

If the bubble wrap foil was stored in cooler conditions you must not wrap up too tight as the material might extend in warmer air or pool water. This might crush the guy, you don’t want to suffocate him, or would you now?

Before throwing the guy into the water apply two important measures:

1. Make absolutely sure there is at least one more guy with your air bubble boy at all times. You need to stop the prank if panic sets in or the guy has some other problem (like die laughing about himself). Be aware there might be some stupid blokes who might want to play some other tricks on your victim. He’s your responsibility now and you don’t want to be responsible for someone else’s prank (which might just suck compared to this one).

2. Also you need to watch out for safety in the water. Hanging some weight (just some, you understand) onto bubble boy’s feet might help to have him floating with his head sticking out the water instead his feet (a feature no other common ball possesses). Or you might just hold on to the wrapped guy while dragging him through the pond.

And now: playtime! A couple of fun ideas while your friend is watered:

Sitting on top of him with paddles works (if your weight doesn’t make him a submarine). Or you could stuff the wrapping with ice cubes. That should make him move quite nicely through the pool. Watch his face!

Pushing the bubble ball between each other is great too, make sure the head stays out of the water. If some female teasing should be involved you might want to let the guy get close to your bikini top while floating. Careful, he might just bite to hold on.

Or divers could tickle his feet. On the other hand adjusting him firmly at the pool’s side the bubble ball might be used as a inside-pool dinner table. You could even stick your cocktail umbrella’s into the wrapping (not too many and we gather you’d know why…).

What other creative ideas could one possibly have? Use the comments function and share your prank wisdom. Thanks!

I am RICH! Or not? Lottery prank

Really, really mean, don’t you think? But then again: which prank isn’t? Make someone win the lottery and lose it all again can be great fun indeed. Well, you know for whom it won’t!

This prank does not work really well between a couple (except you need a revenge scheme), very close friends or family in small groups. The real fun only unfolds in a dynamic group setting where tension builds throughout the lottery or sweepstakes drawing and while the “pranked” starts to share his sheer joy after supposedly winning.

You wouldn’t like to take that away from him anymore, would you? Well you definitively should for this prank to work or do you want to be a cry baby forever?

This is a group prank really. Everyone needs to know and play along. Why? Imagine a bigger group of uninvolved to turn towards the pranked in solidarity after the prank is resolved? Ugly for you, fun gone and maybe your friends as well. For the same reason you wouldn’t really like to play this prank between a couple in a romantic setting.

Except you love getting kicked in the face in public after plotting this at a romantic dinner in the most expensive restaurant in town, rolling over laughing at the expense of your date. If you should be one of the rare individuals cracking up for being beaten publicly you might just be freaked enough to become an author at this website. We love you already!

Back to the lottery prank. The way you plot it depends on the chosen setting, technical possibilities and the group involved. If you are dealing with a gang of diehard game players it shouldn’t be difficult at all to throw in a lottery. It needs to be clear though that there are possibilities to win real cash. Don’t go overboard with the jackpot for it might seem fishy to the “pranked”.

The more realistic the material looks the deeper the impact. For a special event (like a wedding) it might makes sense to have your material printed professionally. But since most local lotteries use rather less sophisticated lottery tickets you should be fine with a regular ink jet printer. Buy some lottery tickets for preparation or even scan some original ones.

At that point of preparing the whole prank could potentially turn into a whole different ball game. Either you win a significant amount with a test ticket and would rather prefer to appear at work and kick your boss in the balls before boarding a one-way flight to the Bahamas or one of the party guests at the prank event will have you arrested for falsifying official lottery tickets.

Either way, both options would throw off the whole prank, delay it or render it the most stupid idea in human history. But you wouldn’t care for another nonsense reward in either cases, would you now?

Sealing up the ticket (don’t forget to jot down the winning code and make sure to mark the doctored ticket) should be done in similar ways as the original ones. Glue or pressure seal might be applied.

Now it’s up to the drawing. How could you successfully fake for the prankster to pick the marked, doctored lottery ticket? Depending on the setting you might have someone who’s unsuspicious looking and behaving hand out single tickets to the chosen group of people. Or you could just present the one ticket to the pranked as if you had picked it up as a gift.

Combining the ticket delivery with a personal invitation could work or put it onto the plate at a festive dinner when seating is dedicated. This might be a bit tricky as seating might be mixed up due to some uncontrollable reason. For example your prank victim might swap seats to impress someone, get closer (or the opposite) to some other events prevents the pranked to take the dedicated spot.

In order to resolve the prank you could use official announcements, the news papers (if your ticket was doctored to feature the right code) or some poster-like print out that (again) carries the pranked code.

Depending on the setting and social code your prank victim might do some really weird stuff if he found out he won. This, of course, is primarily influenced by the amount or price. Make sure there is nothing expensive close to the prank victim that might get belly up in joy upon “winning” or for opposite feelings when the prank is resolved.

Also you might want to take cover.

On second thought: watching with a running engine from a really fast car might come in handy. Better even: a whole group plays along and takes the blame collectively. If done right this prank could potentially result in the biggest laugh and fun your buddies have ever experienced as a group and everyone will have a great story to tell for life. Recording is always a good idea for repeated fun (and embarrassment) and proof for later law suits or liability claims.

If everything goes wrong you can start writing at this website in the hope to make some new friends and replace your lost family (but not your reputation). But this, my friend, is a biggy for us; proven (and abandoned) pranksters are highly welcome here. Because we’d know: you went all the way!

Another method without being in a big group and you could even do this being absent would be to buy a lotto ticket one day and another the day after (do it early) with the exact same numbers as the winning ticket from the day before. When the victim of your prank isn't paying attention swap the newer ticket with the old one. When the person looks in the paper for the winning numbers, he or she won't even realize the date is wrong on the ticket (especially if she or he never plays bt this one time) and will believe in the big win.

Have fun!

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I did everyone in here (and more…)

There is no better reason and place for humor with neat pranks and practical jokes as in a relationship. Obviously the weight and intensity of your pranks might invite laughter and mutual joy or, on the other hand, destroy love in a single sweep of wrongfully applied humoresque genius (well, at least you end it having a ball, most other break-ups make someone cry).

Now, here is the idea. It works for gal’s and guys alike. You need to be in an unfamiliar public setting for your true-love. It wouldn’t hurt to put this into a more formal setting like an office party, company’s Christmas party, neighborhood reception, large family reunion or the likes.

It needs to be known to your girl or boy that you’ve been around (just not how much… yet).

Early in the event, prior to major introductions, pull her/him aside and secretly ask for solidarity with one of the participants in there for she/he might not over you yet after going out for a short while last year.

Your true-love might (or might not) understand the delicate situation and agree not to show affection to you too obviously in presence of that person in respect of his/her feelings. You should thankfully appreciate the effort.

Minutes later now, pulling her/him aside again, point towards someone else asking for the same respect and understanding because you dated him/her as well, but it’s long over, you just don’t know if it didn’t make the other person uncomfortable.

You could start creating little stories about why it all ended or about one-night-stands and some such. Asking for forgiveness to put your new love into this situation might ease the discomfort (while you can) a bit.

Now repeat this as many times as your creativity produces these little stories of drunken encounters and spontaneous affinities, deep romantic tales without happy endings and ugly break-up descriptions. Put some weight into your own feelings but also into the feelings of the others always asking for respect and understanding.

Of course you will ensure your true-love that you feel miserable having put her/him into this uncomfortable situation.

A great resolution might start with some elaboration on drama, irritating tragic developments in the past, gay encounters or any other unbelievable nonsense. The more drastic the examples, the quicker the prank resolves as it will become too unbelievable.

On the other hand you could always play this forever of course… It’s really your call as to how quickly and irreversible you want to piss off your new love.

On second thought: this scheme might make a great self competition. How many girl/guys can you lose, piss-off, scare away in a month? Better even, how many years can you run this show without appearing in court, the local news papers or being severely beaten by a horde of angry female mobsters?

If you really want to take it all the way, here is how you can make stunningly sure that you won’t find a new mate in a long time:

After resolution make it public right there on the spot to the whole crowd rolling over laughing and in tears. You’ll get home that night with at least one black eye, some weird new friends who might just be authors at this website here and without a standing chance to date again soon.